- Rest of the World: Kilometers
- America: No
- Rest of the World: Celsius
- America: No
- Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week
- America: NO
- Rest of the World: day month year
- America: No
- Rest of the World: drives on right side of the street
- America: HELL YESSSS
- UK: wait
- Australia: wait
“There’s nothing poetic about struggling to get out of bed every day.”
WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE
The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.
Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.
SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
(via pas-cap-ou-cap)
“Im yours when you want me, and i’ll still be yours when you don’t.”
Friedrich Nietzsche (via wordsnquotes)
“In loneliness, the lonely one eats himself; in a crowd, the many eat him. Now choose.”
all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog
